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Verbal Abuse -


TAGS: verbal abuse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:23 am
My p**** has no bones but it's harder than my fist.


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by DLM4

DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by RONHUSTLEMAN

steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 9:28 pm
The Earth has plenty of both...and it's still full of ****.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:12 pm
Excuses are like a**holes if you don't have them you're full of ****.
EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am
Those look like some very long tibias.


TROLLING - An art form.




MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Zai

mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
5uperb


I SEE THE PROBLEM NOW - .....It's your mouse.


TAGS: mouse cpu fan
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Rad

5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:09 am
5L for the lost and finally found.
Rick69 - July 12, 2012, 9:17 am
And, thus, deadmau5 was born...
Sho - July 12, 2012, 7:22 am
Yeah, that poor processor is being suffocated with dust
gas - July 11, 2012, 8:55 pm
poor thing, what a horrible death


CHUCK NORRIS -


TAGS: a robot in disguse
Rating: 4.52/5

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Bull - April 30, 2011, 11:54 am
I won't post anymore. I don't usually like them either but when I heard that joke I just had to ..
rerun - April 30, 2011, 8:22 am

I really don't like Chuck Norris posters, however this one gets my 5L.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


Haunted -


TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then


INNER STRENGTH -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.64/5

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birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 2:04 pm
TLDR First time using that dumb euphemism
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 18, 2013, 7:26 pm
Hmmmm, 1 out of 11 is not bad. Once in a while, I need my Absinthe.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
That was funny, I was expecting some cheesy comment on the bottom.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:17 pm

love it
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:15 pm
WOOF! ;)


MATH -




EVIL CAT - and you thought i left the mouse as a gift.


TAGS: cat mouse
Rating: 3.65/5

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FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

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zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...


TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


SUCKERS - There's one born every minute


TAGS: apple users are morons
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Kspace

wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:42 am
5 business degrees for you! ynuk ynuk


RETARDS - Easily Amused.




PMS - Men...you thought that was scary? This is MENOPAUSE!


TAGS: pms men scary menopause
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:35 pm
Never realized that bipolar and menopause were so much the same
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:37 pm
Wait, I thought this was SPARTA! Now I have a headache. (sigh) You did this on purpose! I'm sorry, I still love you.


REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!




THE STRANGER -


TAGS: stranger in the house
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:06 pm
I hope to! We'll see if work puts a stop to it again! My fingers are crossed, but I'm not holding my breath! :)
Airman - June 22, 2011, 12:47 pm
Jake! good to see you stay around awhile, eh?
R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 12:03 pm
I figured out where this was heading about 5 lines from the end, but it still gave me goosebumps! Glad to see you're still making people think Airman! 5!


GARY BUSEY IN EVERY ROLE -


TAGS: busey oz clones
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 1:29 pm
this poster is so perfectly funny that i think i peed myself a little...hahaha
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2011, 2:54 pm
I laughed, but a part of me threw-up. Funny, nevertheless.
tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2011, 10:01 am
Too hilarious.
Greeny - November 12, 2011, 2:04 pm
great and creepy at the same time


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


TRUE STRENGTH -


TAGS: quite a staunch mouse
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Bull - March 27, 2011, 3:29 am
I'd have tacked on something like "unless your this little guy, then you're pretty much screwed" at the end.
CaptainBaked - March 26, 2011, 12:13 pm
Ah didn't think of that... Will do next time I might motivate someone! :)
motinet - March 26, 2011, 12:05 pm

Should have posted to MotivationalTwist.com, where all the motivational posters should go


EMPTY, DILAPIDATED, A HUSK - But enough about my soul... Reckon I should buy this house?


TAGS: house soul empty husk
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - June 29, 2012, 5:27 am
Ah, you are a sweetie.
rerun - June 28, 2012, 7:57 pm

love this


EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by steph1

mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
WOW!... thats so true... the best is "I thought you don't love me anymore"...hahaha
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:16 pm
true... would it be hard now to say "you can ask my ex"


PILOTS -


TAGS: confused souls
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - June 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
why you.. you .. that's what you are!!
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 4:42 pm
Funny, thats my thought when i 3L a poster.
ICEMAN - June 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
d***, I already gave it a 5.
ICEMAN - June 24, 2010, 4:40 pm
3L. Not bad but not great. Heh, Heh.
Airman - June 24, 2010, 4:38 pm
it would be interesting to see a reaction if you said.. 3L.. not bad but not great. could stir some conversations
Airman - June 24, 2010, 4:37 pm
call in the howitzers
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 4:35 pm
1L, its not a tank and i don't like planes.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 4:34 pm
Why does it suck? It is de-motivational! And funny! Looks like a win to me. (If you like I could 1L it but leave an explanation)
Airman - June 24, 2010, 4:31 pm
the poster may suck, but that is a cool pic
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 4:28 pm
I noticed, but I wasn't gonna mention it.
Airman - June 24, 2010, 4:22 pm
ok TTH, Aggy, Sean.. etc.. did you notice I made a motifake this am with the underlined title.. eh? Showing respect for tradition... ok, now back to my normal crap


FIYAHPOWA -


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by ceth

aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm
BAD!


Oh sure -


TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
5upperb!
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am
LOL


HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




OUT SICK -




Request -


TAGS: calendar get used to disappointment
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:12 pm
Okay! Party's on! 5LOL lions!
concern3 - May 18, 2015, 12:08 pm
excellent a 5er
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:21 am

LOL5


WHEN BUYING A USED CAR -


TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a ****).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am

now thats funny!


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.66/5

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Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


DR. HOUSE - was confused during med school


TAGS: house
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Jordi

Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 3:52 pm
Correct, you win 1 spare internet. Btw, good use of characteristical crossover.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
I think it's from Blackadder, where he played Prince George ( I think).
Emily - August 30, 2008, 9:47 am
Is that from "A bit of Fry and Laurie" I bloody love that show.


A DOLL - That's all Amy wanted. She asked and asked. And then she warned them. Too bad they were heavy sleepers.




PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance


TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
spelling?


AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




PUBLICITY STUNT - Yeah, there are people who would be confused by this one ...


TAGS: publicity stunt people confused
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2012, 12:35 am
d***! They're all already taken!
motifayk - August 24, 2011, 4:55 am
Its rockin' out in the free air....
Budog - August 24, 2011, 4:23 am
Dude, where's my guitar ???


DOCTOR -




DR. HOUSE - He can't believe how stupid and incompetent everyone else is.


TAGS: drhouse stupid incompetent
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

house - July 26, 2011, 7:44 am
Its a by-product of having a 140+ IQ.......I know how he feels
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:14 am
same with me with some motifakers...


REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE -




THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?


TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by lobo

BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it


8... 9... 10... - Ready or not, here I...AAAUUGGHH!!




GOT MOTIVATION? -


TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

awesomeness!
crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


PHYSICS -


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


THIS LITTLE PIGGY - had a degree in engineering


TAGS: stick house
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thats sweet
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
Another solid win. 5L


DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More


TAGS: duct ***e uses
Rating: 4.24/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
hehe...duct ***e diet..it's cheap too


SMILE -


TAGS: ironic house caricature
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:19 am
Am5ome!


THE GLOVE -


TAGS: house rubber glove a*** probe
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

house - July 13, 2011, 2:07 am
5L. Love it. could have left the 'anymore' off though
forseti - July 13, 2011, 1:14 am
LOL! 5 fingers


EVIL -


TAGS: cause evil pokemon sad hammy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 6, 2012, 10:38 pm
It's alternate art of mewtwo and mew from pokemon.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:28 pm
What's the picture of? It looks familiar.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:26 pm
Poetic, funny, and tragic. 5L
Hawamleh - May 10, 2012, 5:48 pm
none taken haha
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
Exactly. That's why I have no problem with destroying the world, with "the world" meaning "my species". Er, nothing personal, all you humans reading this.
Sho - May 10, 2012, 10:52 am
5L


BOREDOM -


TAGS: killed mouse too soon
Rating: 4.65/5

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gas - May 27, 2012, 11:31 am
hehe.. first world cat problem5


3RD PLANET -




WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.


TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

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champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.


CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


DISNEYLAND CHINA - Built by children for children.


TAGS: mickey mouse child labor
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - April 10, 2011, 7:07 pm
i wonder how they locked up in the "it's a small world ride"


OTHER USES -


TAGS: pzy morgue recycling other uses
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:44 pm

funny...tghis reminds me of this girl i once dated...umm...sorry.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:19 pm
What's the matter Psych, goannas not good enough fer ya?


FOR THOSE OF YOU, - who didn't quite know the difference




GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS - The good news is, it's not lupus The bad news is, we won't figure it out till 10 minutes before the show ends.


TAGS: dr house is a jerk
Rating: 3.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 9:15 pm
House MD, a good show that stayed on too long for it's own good. It should've only lasted five season.
pieman - September 27, 2010, 11:12 am
I wish I knew a doctor that could figure out what was wrong with me in an hour. It's been 30 years and my doc is still guessin.
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:59 am
Mmmmm... COFFEEE!!


CONFUSED -


TAGS: cat confused
Rating: 3.19/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 8, 2011, 3:18 pm
There's a saying, and it goes "quality over quantity"


CAT VS MOUSE -


TAGS: cat mouse reasonable
Rating: 3.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:18 pm
That is cuuuute!


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: menopause garage remodel
Rating: 4.89/5

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deerbag2 - July 31, 2011, 3:21 pm
5lions and a million thanks
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:16 pm
think i will take up home improvement because of this post
Airman - July 29, 2011, 12:19 pm
my wife is 50. Need I say more? Thank God we have a study with a couch and tv in it
mariand - July 29, 2011, 11:44 am
lol... that's a wrinkle worth knowing
gas - July 28, 2011, 9:47 pm
xD i'll keep that in mind
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
Prints are available in the foyer for a reasonable price.. Aww hell, he can have this one on the house (well, beside the house).
gas - July 28, 2011, 11:14 am
lol, that would make my father laugh...


BOB VILA - Making people destroy a house by convincing them they have learned how to do the same quality home improvement work after watching professionals with 25+ years experience in a 60 minute episode since 1979.




STICKS AND STONES -


TAGS: abuse circle poem cycle violence
Rating: 4.58/5

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boxy - February 4, 2011, 9:26 pm
Demotivational behaviour since... well, forever.
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:47 pm
Wrong in so many ways, it's Brilliant! 5Lashings!


PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.


TAGS: murder housewife turng**
Rating: 3.58/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it




MY MOMMY SAYS - I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see... and then she laughs and laughs.


TAGS: fat excuses
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:21 am
I'm sorry it's late and can I retract the last comment? d*** Canadian blended whiskey.
Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:19 am
You're right. I've switched to Buddism now in my afterlife I could be reincarnated as his sarcoptic mange mite.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:43 pm
Naw Rude you won't be punished, but pray you don't run into the kid up there...teehee.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:38 pm
If I say it's funny will be punished in the afterlife? OK it's kinda funny; I'm agnostic.


DREAMS... - Playing the biggest ass on tv got him an emmy, imagine what you can accomplish.


TAGS: dreams playing ass house
Rating: 4.29/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 11:18 am
I never thought of Doctor - House as an a**. He was usually logically right and morally right. Everyone fussed at him for taking pills yet they were all on drugs, everyone. I could get along with someone like Doctor - House.
Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:08 am
Yeah, but he plays a smart a** on tv. Get it? :}
forseti - July 21, 2011, 1:36 am
his motifakes are even better than the series!


THE ITCHY & SCRATCHY SHOW -




LIFE -


TAGS: pzy mouse snake squeeze life
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:55 am
Horribly 5ad, so why am I wetting myself with uncontrollable laughter?
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:33 pm
So true!
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:19 pm
very intense image, very truthful words, 5 L fer surez


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...


TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"


TAGS: excuse me sgt but i ate my rifle
Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: excused compounded memory age tomorrow
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 4:45 am
I'm considering voting on this one............... Maybe later. Yeah, later is good.


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


SO, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR - And the bartender says "Hey, weren't you in Lethal Weapon?"


TAGS: gary busey looks like a d*** horse
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 2:01 am
I honestly believe those are not his natural-born teeth. Probably Clydesdale.
rerun - May 30, 2010, 3:43 pm

once a vote has been "submitted" it cannot be un-submitted. It is kinda like restoring virginity.....not gonna happen. so live and learn and move forward
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to live up to my name, but I decided against... Any way you could delete those votes?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:43 am
On a lighter note, Timmah, I gave this a 5L. If you continue to vote 1L only, I'll ban you without further warning. Capisce?
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:17 am
I know, thats the reason I picked it. figured it's hard for someone to insult me with it if it's already my name
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:31 am
Like the poster... but the username? Well, we have a history.


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


HIS SISTER - Worth one ticket.


TAGS: sister ticket tickets cheap wh*** skank amusement park
Rating: 2.56/5

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WarpOS2 - March 30, 2009, 9:16 am
It is Rugby tickets he is after.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 10:32 pm
It doesn't even have to be a winning lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 1:12 pm
I'm not saying his sister is cheap, but he'll accept a lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:33 pm
I know from experience...
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:22 pm
HIS SISTER: Will give you syphilis


ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out


TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice


TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.14/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 6th house
Rating: 4.53/5

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house - September 5, 2011, 11:57 pm
different Mod, different result
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 11:08 pm
If at first you don't succeed... LOL


THOUGH IT MAY SEEM - IT PROBABLY IS NOT -




A MOUSE IN A MOUSE - so that's how they do it!


TAGS: mouse computer animal tech
Rating: 3.57/5

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gas - December 17, 2011, 3:13 am
mouseption
CloudchaserS - December 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Yo Dawg! We heard you like computer mice so we put a mouse in your mouse so you can left click while you left click!


PARANOIA - It starts here.


TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.


1 800 MOTILAWYER -


TAGS: lawyers calendar forseti house vacations
Rating: 4.96/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:23 pm
lol xD
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:31 am
Qmfao
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:38 am
ROFL!


LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES -


TAGS: life chocolate useless
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:10 pm
Great poster, 5lions, keep up the good work.


THEN IT HIT ME -


TAGS: baby disney mickey mouse
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 12:54 am
Brings back repressed childhood memories. 5
matt28 - October 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Hey, we've all got to be scared ****-less sooner or later. Might as well get it over with!
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:15 am
take the kid this month, the screams are priceless.


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